The design and business of gaming from the perspective of an experienced developer

Guitar Hero Finally Gets a Bad Review

This guy’s complaint: “Guitar Hero broke my knee!”

We were neck in neck in points… I had to do something special. I needed STYLE points. I breathed deep, my rock meter was maxed out and I was going to make this audience feel it. I twisted to the right and threw my guitar in the air! Instead of a roaring audience I heard a loud snap! My knee slid to the outside of my leg and my leg bent sideways as I fell to the ground.

Half the people in the room were concerned the other half called me a pussy. I was writhing in pain and pushed my leg back into place. I hobbled to the bathroom to a closer look and couldn’t bend my swollen leg anymore.

Whiner.

1 Comment

  1. Jeff

    The exact same thing happened to a friend of mine a couple years ago, she dislocated her knee while singing a Rock Band song and then popped it back into place while I was drunkenly calling 911.

    I think maybe it is more a statement on how white people are bad at dancing than a damnation of music games, imo.

© 2024 Zen Of Design

Theme by Anders NorenUp ↑