Is there a dev studio that you’ve always wanted to bring to your knees? Idlenews humbly suggests that what you need is the cursed “Fischbach’s Iguana of High Acclaim“, the stuffed mascot of two defunct Austin studios, which is on sale on eBay for a current bid of $102.50.

Supposedly forged unknown years ago in the shadow of Mt. Bonnell, and forged by the first of the Acclaim kings, after the destruction of the Austin Army, its whereabouts became unknown for many moons…

It eventually surfaced in the small studio known as Ion Storm, where it’s true and potent powers soon drove the studio into despair. After a valiant effort, the power of the Iguana won through and another studio had perished through its damning gaze…

Could whoever buys that thing get it the hell out of Austin for me? kthx.